Solange and I have commented on this before, but in lieu of our rear-ending by the Jaguar lady this past weekend, we felt a need to re-visit the topic. Solange is still distressed from our incident, but is finding baths with soothing lime leaves and cucumbers on the eyes a solace for his trauma.
That said, here is our list of our top inexcusable bad driving habits:
1. Applying Makeup While Driving. Obviously this girl is attempting a Cleopatra/Edie
Sedgewick look while at the wheel and failing miserably
2. Corn Dogs. Stuffing your gullet with a corn dog is a recipe for an immediate head on
3. Skater Dude. Hipster/skater dude texting while wearing shades. At least he appears to be parked
4. Soccer Mom. Stuffing your face – in a Volvo no less – relegates you to the 7th circle of hell
5. Fornicating on a Motorcycle. Totally ungracious. Get a room and call it a day
6. Kid on Bike. This kid is on the verge of passing into the next realm due to the driver who is texting, slurping and stuffing their face
7. Paris Hilton. She’s not at the wheel, however, Solange and I were godsmacked by this photo so included it
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